Hello There Nice Person

Did Anyone Ever Tell You,

Just How Special You Are

The Light that You Emit

Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You that

Many Times When They were Sad

Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit

In Fact It made Them Glad

For the Time You Spend Sending Things

And Sharing whatever You Find

There are No Words to Thank You

But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine

Did Anyone Ever Tell You

Just How Much They Like You

Well, My Dearest Friend

Today I am Telling You

I HOPE I GET THIS BACK

I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!!

Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference!

Yes, you are a nice person Andy. AndREW, sorry. The way you leapt on those poor unsuspecting girls in the pub the other night, was incredible. I admired you for having the balls to still do that kind of thing at your age, what with the nationality issue, AND the baldness etc...

And the clinching momnet, of course, was when, (And we made a deal that I would not mention this in public, so this is just between you and me), you said, "So Girls, do you come here often"?

It's what sold them. I could see the vapour from their lungs rushing through their lips in astonishment.

Well done mate, and keep it up. [if you still can Mwahahaha]

Stu - someone's got to amuse your customers and with what I've got and haven't got (hair !!) why not. Actually I'll tell you how it eventuated and what followed later. BTW I sent you a msg for the photo(s). Can you send it to me BUT NOT HERE !!

And I might be 95 years old (read my profile), but remember I told you that my mum was a Scot and she always said keep a stiff (!!) . . . . upper lip.

Hello There Nice Person

Did Anyone Ever Tell You,

Just How Special You Are

The Light that You Emit

Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You that

Many Times When They were Sad

Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit

In Fact It made Them Glad

For the Time You Spend Sending Things

And Sharing whatever You Find

There are No Words to Thank You

But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine

Did Anyone Ever Tell You

Just How Much They Like You

Well, My Dearest Friend

Today I am Telling You

I HOPE I GET THIS BACK

I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!!

Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference!

Sometimes copy and paste comes in very handy . . . lol

My eyes are telling me that Whiskers is using cut and paste. I must be drunk! It cannot POSSIBLY be true!!

Juniper: I am a Doctor. Now, please stick your tongue out. THat's it. Now roll it around. There. Now, just to absolutley make sure your inner tongue reflexes are ok, please repeatedly draw your tongue in and out. That's it. YOu seem to be fine.

(No charge for this check up)

Stu - nuthin' wrong with cut 'n' paste as long as it does the job. Hava great weak end . . . I mean weekend !!

hello acquaintance..

wait

i dont know u