In outback Australia , a guy riding his camel decided to stop at the local pub as the weather was getting really hot .                    He had a few nice cold beers to quench his thirst and after a little while he  thought that it was time to go . As he stepped outside he noticed that his camel wasnt there waiting for him .                    He looked around but saw nothing of his camel . **** he thought , as it was going to be a long walk back home , So he walked towards the local police station to make a report .                      He answered all the usual questions asked by the police officer such as name , address and last time he saw his camel etc etc etc . The police officer then started to ask questions about the camel's description .                     How many humps did your camel have ? "2" What colour was your camel ? "Brown" , and what sex was your camel ? "female" .                      Now how sure are you sir that your camel is in fact a female ?             " Very sure , everytime I ride my camel , I hear people say look at that C*NT on the camel "

Very good joke! ..........I think my bicycle must be female also!

very funny phil !!!!!!!!!!