A Thief In Paris.....sorry...awful!!
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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van
ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make
such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. ...
I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van
ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make
such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. ...
I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
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