Jump to content
  • entries
    184
  • comments
    0
  • views
    2531

3 smiling faces


hypermanic

151 views

 Share

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning,hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Belfast,
30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken"
 Share

0 Comments


Recommended Comments

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning,hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Belfast,
30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken"
Link to comment

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...