Let me tell you about my doctor. He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again.

While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said,

"Doctor there is a man here who thinks he is invisible"

The doctor said "Tell him I can't see him."

Another time a man came running in the office and yelled,

"Doctor, doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film."

The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."

One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."

The doctor asked, "When did it start?

"The man replied, "When did what start?"

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my

ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.

One said to him, Doctor, I think I'm a bell."

The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these. If they don't work, give me a

ring."

Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.

The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later.

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.

You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

My doctor, as you can see, is priceless.

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