One student turned in the following book report, with the

proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

 His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. 

Titanic:.

... cost - $29.99

 Clinton:

...... cost - $29.99

Titanic:

..... Over 3 hours to read

 Clinton:.

.... Over 3 hours to read

 Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.

 Clinton:

..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent

catastrophe.

Titanic:

..... Jack is a starving artist.

 Clinton:

..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

 Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

 Clinton:

..... Ditto for Bill.

 Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

 Clinton:

..... Ditto for Monica.

 Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

 Clinton:

...... Let's not go there.

 Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.

 Clinton:

...  Monica is forced to return her gifts.

 Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

 Clinton:

..... Clinton

doesn't remember Jack____.

 Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

 Clinton:.

.... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

 Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

 Clinton:

..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.

wow yes very similar stories.............lol

:-) thanks for making me have a good time during my lunch time

Funny story gav go the cats!!!!

bloody cats lol