Kinky Letter to My Boss
Kinky Letter to My Boss
Dear Sir,
I write you this letter because I have a huge confession and a huge favor to ask.
Sir, do you remember when we lost (actually you kind of fired him ) our janitor? I understand that we need to have a certain person to clean our Board office where we put all the important papers there.
But it has been a while since that person walked away ( almost one month ) and we can’t find anyone to replace him yet.
Even though I do not understand why we have changed about 3 people for this position within this past 2 years.
This morning, I was thinking of you a lot when I walked into the office and found that the floor was dirty. The meeting table was dusty. The glasses and cups were not clean. Your coffee stain and my lipstick mark were still on the cups.
So I brought them to the kitchen and washed them, emptied the trash baskets, mopped the floor ( 3 times because it was too dusty )
As when I went to clean the mop in the bathroom, I found that the toilet was not working properly. Pulled up my sleeves, opened the flush tank, stuck my hands in, fixed whatever needed. And now it works again.
I don’t mind doing all of these even when I was asked to mail some letters and I didn’t really know what to do, got the wrong postcode or when I couldn’t remember the code for photocopy. I don’t mind changing the light bulb or fixing the toilet since I am called “Handy (wo)man” in my house.
You didn’t ask me to do all of these. It’s my will to do it so ( except mailing )
After all these thing, I would like to ask if this month I would get paid for my salary plus the janitor salary also.
Sincerely yours
N. S.
p.s. Sir, do you know my sister in law who is your wife? Another word… you better give me a raise, bro …or else..i’ll talk to your wife about this..ho ho ho ho
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