1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female . Any part under a car's hood.

Male . . The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female . Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male . . Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female . The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male . . Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female . A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male . . Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female .  A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male . .  Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female .  An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male . . A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female . The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male . . Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female . A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male . . A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND:

He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . You wear pants, don't you?

He said . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . That's a good idea -- you stand by the ironing board while I sit

on the sofa and fart!

He said  . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said .  How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said .  We don't know; it has never happened.

He said .  Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?

She said . They already have boyfriends.

She said . What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?

He said . A widow.

He said . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

hahahaha.... I like the last one... interesting!

lol

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?

>> They already have boyfriends.

...lol...