The maid wanted an increase in salary. The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a raise?"

Maria:  Well Mdam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.

Madam:  Who said you iron better than me?

Maria:  The Master said so.

Madam:  Oh.

Maria:  The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you.

Madam:  Nonsense, who said you're a better cook than me?

Maria:  The Master did.

Madam:  Oh.

Maria:  My third reason is that I'm a better lover than you.

Madam:  (Very upset now) Did the Master say that as well?

Maria:  No Madam, the gardener did.

Maria got the pay raise ...

hahahaah what a pity Madam.... lol...

Smart!

...lucky gardener.....

Hahahahahahahah...........