For Those Age 50 and Holding

Q:  Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?

A:  Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q:  What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A:  Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q:  How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?

A:  Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:  How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

A:  The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q:  Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?

A:  Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q:  Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A:  Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q:  As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A:  Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:  Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?

A:  Their foreheads.

Q:  What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A:  'I remember these'.

Haha, for stereotypes only.................