SENSITIVITY TEST FOR MEN

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.

B. Screwing.

C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've

both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find

out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with

is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100.00 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month.

You tell her that it's:

A. Of no influence on your affection for her.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.

B. An oxymoron.

C. A moron.

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to an entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with

that sort of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

Evaluating Results:

If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you

really ARE a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a

little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN"

3. You time your orgasm so that:

C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

C. $100.00 extra.

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1. A ( never did like the word screw)

2. A ( i can't answer this one cause i have been guilty of all 3 , its more of a women by women perspective )

3. A ( i believe it is better if the woman climates first cause she can multi-climax but have to admit not aways able)

4. A ( it doesn't matter where or when, but you have to keep the sexuality and romance in the relationship)

5. B ( sorry i never been able to just cuddle in bed but i like cuddling while watching movies and TV )

6. B ( I believe that we are still young so lets help each other stay that way as long as possible)

7. B ( I believe that most human beings have feelings inside if they believe to show it or not)

8. A ( it is almost required but just enough to much and then she just playing hard to get aka moods gone)

9. A ( i bit weird of a question if i am with a woman y would i need to masturbate? )

10. B

Sorry i couldn't just answer C cause lets be true about this all i would be doin is joking around and following the male stereo type