Today is Friday evening (TGI Friday ), and after a cup of good hot wine I try to translate to English (sorry, my knowledge of Thai very poor) one joke and one story About three states of the man:1. First state - you have a party all night, drink, dance - and in the morning you look fresh and relaxed.2. Second state - you have a party all night, drink, dance - and in the morning you look as you have a party, drink ,dance, etc.3. Third state - you sleep all night. Do not do anything, And... in the morning you look as you have a party all night, drink, dance, etc  Gala dinner and woman thinking  One husband come to corporate gala dinner with his wife. When they enter to dinner place, which is big, shiny as sun, expensive restaurant - one younger woman come quickly to man, kiss him tender and walk away happy. - "Who is THIS woman?" - angry wife asks.- "This is my mia noi" - husband answer. Wife was shocked, but think - "When we return home...be prepared! Scandal will be amazing.."A little later, one man with two woman come, give a warm welcome to husband and his wife.Wife ask husband - "Who is this man?"Husband - "This is my boss. And this woman - his wife, and this woman - his mia noi"...Wife... after a seconds.... - "Our mia noi ARE BETTER!!!" ---- have a nice weekends  

I think that I am between state 2 and state 3.

Haha...good response Peter!