Hey y'all.

Normally I don't do this. Posting songs or quotes or tips aint my kind of things. I love getting fresh things out of my head and say it ( 'type' it for this matter) with my sarcasm.

But I have been worried, stressed out, lost myself, lost my mind. Went to work today and saw this thing attached on my wall for years...

And man..it made me laugh again..

Here you go

Fun Things To Do In Exam

1. Make paper airplanes out of the exams. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

2. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

3. On the answer sheet (book,whatever) find a new intereting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on th grounds that it conflicts with my rligious beliefs. Be creative.

4. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

5. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

6. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

7. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

8. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

9. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling " I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

10. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

11. Play Frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

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Dedicated to

- my lasagne 3some partner "iamsamtoo"....try one of these Sam

- Chompoo my lovely darling who just had exam today.

- My students from Monday and Saturday classes.

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