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Wives Duties


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WIVES DUTIES

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.    God Bless Australian Women

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WIVES DUTIES

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.    God Bless Australian Women

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ghee---------------> Let's explain Richar1

Richar1-------------> I think becoz of had many situations on Newspaper that thai wife cut ----> of husband while he sleep :P So the reason why let keep knife far away from bedroom... ^^'

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thank you lovely2joy i think it ever in situation will only have plastic ware ! of course i do not belive it is a common thing,it has happened in the u.s.a. too

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>>>>>>>>>Yes, Gee I do that all the time and with a knife in the bedroom too.

Don't forget to tell ghee about the handcuffs, whip, (or was it whip cream?) black lace negligee, kama sutra........

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