'family fortunes' answers

i know they have this show in thailand too- but for those who don't know it contestants are asked to guess the most popular answer to the question.

 http://www.businessballs.com/familyfortunesanswers.htm

some of these have had me in tears!!

enjoy!! and let me know your favourite!!

Something you lose when you get older: "Your purse.." A sport which involves throwing something: "Tennis.."A type of bean: "Lesbian.." Something you would play with in the bath: "A bazooka.." Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.." A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.." Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler.." A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.."Something that makes you close your eyes: "Dark.."Something that comes in pairs: "Rabbits.." A way of toasting someone: "Over a fire.." A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.."An instrument you can play while walking in the street: "A cello.."A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.."A slang word for a girl: "Slag.."An animal with horns: "A bee..." A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.."Something made of wool: "A sheep.."Something a bridegroom might wear: "A dress.."Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals.."An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit.."Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass.."Something you put out for the birds: "Worms.."A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.."A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot day.."A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing Queen.."

(Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..")Someone who works early hours: "A burglar.."Something made to be wheeled around: "A hammer.."A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded.."A nickname for a slim person: "Slimmy.."A measurement of liquid: "Paint.."Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: "Pants.."A famous ****: "Carrot.."A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A bear.."Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: "Feeds your pets.."Something that comes in 7's: "Fingers.."A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael Jackson.."A yellow fruit: "Orange.."An animal beginning with B: "Bullfrog.."Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick Road.."A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding Hood.."Something associated with Queen Victoria: "Her husbands.."Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: "Your legs.."A place you would keep a pen: "A zoo.."Something you beat: "An apple.."Something associated with rain: "Water.."An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A lion.."Something you make into a ball: "Eggs.."A game that uses a black ball: "Darts.."A popular TV soap: "Dove.."Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: "Horse.."Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.." Something a Frenchman would say Answer: "On Garde.."A fast animal: "A hippo.."Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.." Something that gives you goosebumps: "Mumps.."A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel.."Something that has a shell: "Batman.."Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance.."Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.."Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.."A non-living object with legs: "A plant.."A sign of the Zodiac: "April.."An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: "Andy Pandy.."A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes.."An animal with big ears: "A bear.."Something you do on water: "Wallpaper.."A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum kit.."Something associated with Egypt: "Cigars.."A part of your body you only have one of: "Your big toe.."Something you pull: "A potato.."An animal used as a form of transport: "A turtle.."A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil Johnson.."A habit people try to give up: "Spitting.."A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock.."Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title: "The Generation Game.."A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro.."Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."Something with a red light on it: "a Dalek.."Something that makes you scream: "A squirrel.."A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: "Chips.."A type of record: "A floppy disk.."A type of large cat: "Persian.."A job that a working dog does: "A slave.."Something people might be allergic to: "Skiing.."An occupation where you need a torch: "A burglar.."A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.."Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer.."A dangerous race: "The Arabs.."A game played in the dark: "Charades.."Some famous brothers: "Bonnie and Clyde.."A jacket potato topping: "Jam.."A part of the body you have more than two of: "Arms.."Something you find on a fire engine: "Coal.."A famous royal: "Mail.."Something you do before going to bed: "Sleep.."An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers: "A horse.."An animal you see at the zoo: "Dog.."Something you might do in a power cut: "Read a book.."A famous Parisian landmark: "Hawaii.."One of Harry Enfield's characters: "Sooty.."A famous Irishman: "Disraeli.."The first place detectives look for fingerprints: "The floor.."Something you associate with the sea: "A coffin.."A famous Arthur: "Shakespeare.."A type of cut: "Skull.."A weapon in the game of Cluedo: "Dice.."Something people take to the beach: "Turkey.."A reason someone digs a hole in the road: "Grave digger.."An ingredient in chicken stuffing: "Chicken.."Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him: "His name.."A bird with a long neck: "A blackbird.."A bird with a long neck (2): "Naomi Campbell.."An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man: "Underpants.."Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir: "The lamps.."Something you keep in a garden shed: "A gardener.."A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede Moon.."A famous cowboy: "Buck Rogers.."A famous Wild-West character: "Wild Bill Eacock.."Something you'd associate with the three bears: "Red Riding Hood.."Fruit used in fruit salad: "Cucumber.." Something you wear on the beach: "A deckchair.."A method of cooking fish: "Cod.."Something you borrow from your partner: "Shoes.."A part of the body beginning with N: "Knee.."A famous Scotsman: "Vinnie Jones.."A famous Scotsman (2): "Jock.."Something red: "My cardigan.."A kind of ache: "Fillet-o-fish.."Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."Something with a hole in it: "A window.."Something you do in the bathroom: "Decorate.."Something you put on walls: "Roofs.."A domestic animal: "A leopard.."Something that floats in the bath: "Water.."Something in the garden that's green: "The shed.."Something a blind man might use: "A sword.."The last thing you take off before going to bed: "Your feet.."Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with wings.."

Isn't it Family Feud?

Thats what i remember the name being

SURVEY SAYS!!!

yes but english version is family fortunes!

but my cardigan is black

very good steve!!!! lol lol!!!!

hah aha hah