Some new ideas for your "Out-Of-The-Office" Auto-Reply...

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail

to get

the position. Be prepared for my mood.

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I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

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You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the

office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything

at

all.

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Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain

removed so

that I may be promoted to management.

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I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me

until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail

will

be deleted in the order it was received.

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Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.

You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in

approximately 19 weeks.

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I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

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I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical rasons.

When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve

I will be out of office for the next few hours for hangover reasons.

Please be comprehensive if I talk nonsense in my answer, not sure I will have already recovered (thai wisky is hard).

Sincerely yours ...

Very funny stuff! I am gonna use some of them!

Kevin

i use "brain on vacation.... please call back later."

hahaha nice joke before go to bed. ) thx