WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX ??

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty

names.

8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

9. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours

without upsetting your co-workers.

10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

14. Good chocolate is easy to find.

15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

18. With chocolate ,size doesn't matter.

Just to keep you guys entertained.Chocolate is yummy.

I love it but would i give up sex over chocolate? I doubt that hehe

Chocolate increases your blood sugar quickly. But the other one degreases.

Chocolate gives you a lot of calory, carbohydrate and fat. But the other one consumes them.

Conclusion, take sex rather than chocolate if you want to be healthy.

Ralf : Good thought and do agree!

Duke_togo : Of course!

Gotta be more scientific. Let's meet and spend a day eating chocolate, then the next day have wild and unbridled sex, then write our comparisons. Okay? lol

Khun_Lung : The try out sounds good but i already have someone to try both with,thanks though.

555, khun_lung is a real scientist na ja!! Yeah, experimental circumstances should be exactly same except examined conditions.

Melt chocolate is the best on a warm nice body >>it tastes hmm....hm

Chocolate can't hurt you although you try it the first time ! :">