Do you talk in your sleep, one poor guy in the UK does it so often his wife now posts a blog with what he shouts at night, here are just a few of the very strange things he has shouted at night that his wife has put on the blog."Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings.""I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat." "Badger tickling: proceed with caution" "I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

 there are a lot more on the blog many of them much ruder and funnier than these, have a look on  http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a ***** who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong."

"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."

this one is true.. lol "I don't want to die! I love sex. And furry animals."