For those of you sitting on your sofa in your mom's basement in your underwear, eating cocoa puffs and watching the cartoon network, while you chat with a cute little girl from Thailand, I feel sorry for you.  Everyday, I wake up to the sound of soi dogs yelping sweet melodies and the drip of my crappy AC unit and the sweet smell of humidity in this enduring paradise.  I role over and instead of nawing my arm off, because I got drunk and took a slag home, I marvel at how beautiful the lady next to me is.  Then I slap her on the ass and tell her to get out.  Life is good here in Thailand, you all should join us. 

Live the dream, move to Thailand.

Nice!.. ;-)

I like the get out part

Have you ever been to a bar and seen a really beautiful lady sitting there that everyone wants to talk to. In Thailand you are that person. Living the Dream!!

Tired of going bowling on a Saturday night for entertainment? Try a new game, guess who is getting the bj, but you can only play this one in Thailand. Living the Dream!!!