Mystery Of the Missing BRAs
And now the truth is out?
Been wondering why my bras have been disappearing and then being found tucked in some dark spots of Bam?s car. (Has she been taking advantage of my unsoberness???)
Well, last night was when the truth revealed. We were dancing at Tapas, while my strapless bra kept sliding down. (Due to the fact that there was nothing for the poor bra to attach on?) So in the end I decided to just take it off? And stuck it in Bam?s purse.
And there you go? I must have been doing this kind of thing every time!
Later, we moved to another bar where we earlier spotted a *CUTE* extremely CUTE waiter. (We agreed he?d make a great movie star.) Bam ran into one of her gay friends, so we ended up sitting there. Well, the bar was filled with gay guys and gays only?. (Yet, someone winked at me!) The waiter has been identified as ?straight? ? so that was quite enough charm to not walk out from that place!
Got up and dance? and that?s when some gays gave me cheek kisses as a trophy for my outrageous acts.
Bam felt the need to confirm my insanity to her gay friends, so she brought out my bra to show them ? another foolish thing I?ve done earlier.
I realized that ? since my other strapless is in her car ? I should take this one back or else I wouldn?t have anymore strapless to wear? So I grabbed the bra, slid it back up ? (All process done in front of the bar.)
At least, tonight I?ll have a bra to take off again!!
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