A man stopped at a bar, ordered a drink and looked around the room. He noticed an attractive young woman sitting alone at a nearby table. Gathering his nerve, he approached her and said, ?Excuse me, I hope you don?t think I?m being too forward but I?m new here and don?t know too many people. I was wondering, may I buy you a drink??

The woman looked up a screamed, ?YOUR HOTEL??? How dare you????

As every head in the room turned, the embarrassed man slunk back to the bar and ordered another drink.

A few minutes later, the same woman came up to him, smiled and said, ?I?m sorry about what happened. I?m a graduate student in psychology, and what I did was part of an experiment in human social behavior.?

?Oh, I see?, the man replied. Then he suddenly slammed his glass down on the bar, stood up and screamed, ?TWO THOUSAND BAHT??? Are you crazy!!!????

Travelling salesman was having a drink at the bar when a drop-dead chick sat next to him. He strikes up a conversation and then says: "I'm lonely. If I was to offer you 20,000 dollars to come and sleep with me, would you?"

The chick thinks for a second and then says "Sure."

So the guy says, " Would you sleep with me if I offered you one dollar?"

"One dollar!" screeched the chick. "What do you think I am."

"We've already established that," said the salesman. "Now we're just haggling over the price."

It's funny, Dexter. It's a line from an old movie, but I don't remember the movie or who starred in it. Maybe someone does.

hahah read it before and it still makes me laugh! very practical one