It seems pretty obvious that my life doesn?t love me as much as I hate it. ?..Kidding!! How could I hate my life when I got a cupboard full of booze waiting impatiently to be dissolved into the flowing streams of vodka? inside my body that?s being cleansed nightly with purified 40% alcohol!!

I?m here to fulfill a graceful mission of abnormality. Soon I?ll be the only person whose blood bleed in clear. My body will be buried under a potato field? somewhere?. As my corpse eternally fertilize the plantation. And we shall never run out of?. ?Vodka.

Running around hiding bottles and bottles and bottles of booze last night after receiving a phone call from my lil? sis during the unexpected hour of the night? (11pm, duh!) Saying mom?s gonna drop her off at my place due to the urgent need of hair done. It would have been okay if it was just me alone at my place, but it wasn?t! Five adults and one kid with loud background music as if it was a party of about 20 people!!

To top the quake? Rick was the one who answered the phone as I was in the kitchen mixing drinks with Rebecca?

? Yes, it was basically the moment of doom as my mom got on the phone asking if I was having a party or what?! (Off course, ((as I tried to sound as sober as I could))? I said NO!)

As if God has finally heard my neighbors prayers after all those nights that they have been continuously praying for my loud annoying music to stop?

Today mom came in acting cool with a box of pizza & some greasy? *Very Greasy* onion rings for me. Though, my staff said she saw mom searching through the back room looking for any possible evidence!! Luckily the salon was packed with clients so maybe my guilt has been reduced a lil bit.

Eating the greasy onion rings a few minutes ago made me wonder why some ppl are so overly concerned with my amount of alcohol intake. While most of us will die out of the things we put into our stomach anyway. Starting from greasy food to chemically injected fruits.

So in conclusion, according to my theory? I can assure that my alcohol intake will surely do no more or less harm? As a matter of fact? It?s just ? ? ?Potato Juice? ?after all?

And so perhaps, I could simply say? ?It?s just potato juice mom!?

Take solace in the fact that you will die sterile, Lalapam.

itz all in who squeezes the potato. and how.

at least i uzed my professional adult voice on ur sis and not the knee-wobbling, oh-so-slick Elvis "Hey, Baby!"

Drink all you want! Just eat a lot of bread to soak it up!! I think... Maybe not. OK forget the bread - I hear it can make you fat anyway.

hehe .. so ur mum aint see those booze?? good job! well done .. lolz u got too many booze seriously! Need to finish 'em naa .. he he .. and dammit I forgot my rose again .. surprised to see it in ur freeze .. damn me forgetful baby!.. as after half awake from drunken nite.. dont blame me that much. I will not forget next time.

not the mention yet that i could have squeezed out the grease from the onion rings to make a dish of fried rice ..or something... but off course.. they say..... recycling cooking oil is ultimately BAD for your health!

a bottle a day keeps the doctor away

holy **** ... i thought that was baking flour.... No wonder we all got a very dramatic effects off those cookies ...