Well, there was sex invovled. You should know that from the start. There we were, the two of us, changing positions every few minutes,- her on top, me on top, two spoons, front-to-back, the usual stuff on the way towards two orgasms. It was night and the lights were off, the room was very dark.

I thought that we were in the middle of the bed. But no, we were right on the edge. This wasn't totally apparent until I rolled her over onto her back. Unfortunately, the landing wasn't on the bed but on the blue Cotto tiles below....

She landed without getting hurt-too much, just a bump on the back of the head when she passed the end table on the way down.

My encounter with the table was face first, specifically just above my left eye, below the brow. Before I hit the floor, I knew that I'd have to get stitches.

When I put my hand upto my eye, I could feel that there was a bit of an opening where there shouldn?t be. I could only laugh on the way to the bathroom. If this was in a movie, I would have been laughing at how stupid it all was.

One look in the mirror confirmed that I wouldn?t be going to bed early tonight, after all. For a moment, I thought, ?Hang on?it might just scab over. Then I wouldn?t have to go all the way to Bangkok-Rayong Hospital for treatment."

But vanity and my ego said, ?No way, you can?t have a scar on that face of yours.? So in the truck we went and I got it all stitched up. I told the doctor, ?Hey, lots of small stitches, eh? I don?t want to be Scareface when I leave here.? He said, ?No problem? and I think he did a pretty good job. The black eye will linger for a few weeks. But, as Tony Soprano always says, ?What are ya gonna do??

So are you going to do it with the lights on from now on?

It really was baaaaad. But do you think it could have been safer if you used condoms?

Be more careful next time..

Sex is supposed to stimulate all five senses. If it's dark, you've lost one, and you got a black eye to prove it! Next time be cool, dude!

You know....if it's the middle of the night and you wake up with a Stiff Nelson, you don't usually turn the lights on to have sex. I've found that a lot of the times women don't want you to see their bodies when you're having sex. Then again, there are those who don't care if the lights are on, or not. That DOES stimulate my visual sense. Maybe it sex-with-the-lights-on will help clear up the black eye?.........

Or......(more plausable)......maybe they just don't want to see MY body! LOL