This is an old favourite of mine:

A naked man is sitting on a beach reading a paper when he notices a little girl walking up to him. He quickly covers himself with the paper and as the little girl comes up to him she says - "Mr. what is under the paper?" the man replies, it is my pet parrot. The little girls says ok and leaves. The man soon falls asleep. When he wakes up he is in a hospital and has a HUGE pain in his crotch, he looks down and there is nothing there, he asks a nearby doctor what happned, the doctor says, we don?t know we are asking the little girl who apparenlty was present when the incident occured. The doctor asks the little girl what she did to the man and she replies - "Mr. was sleeping and I started petting his parrot when it spit on me - so i broke its neck, crushed its legs, and set its nest on fire"

Ouch! Maybe he should have kept his parrot in his cage.

hahaha yeah i remember someone told me about this once...still an awesome joke