I was watching some film about a woman going through rehab?.?28 DAYS? by Sandra Bullock. It just made me realize that?

I?M WAAAAAAAAY to far from being concerned over drinking!! HOOOOOORAY! HOOOOOORAY!!

Last Thursday? the only night I went out last week. I was sinfully sober and came to a conclusion that? Never hang out with drunkards when you?re sober. All they do is pat you on the head and then they shake it (my head that is)? By the end of the night I could hear bits of my brain cells bouncing from one end of my skull to another.

And guess what I did last night? I turned the oven on?without noticing that the wire extension was on the top of the oven? with the oven?s plug plugged in to THAT extension?. About 20 minutes later?. *It* (the extension) exploded! Maaaaan! It was the freakiest moment of this week! Not to mention yet, that the blender was also on the top of the oven?. *IS* on the top of the oven, to be precise . The extension and the bottom of the blender have melted and got stuck to the oven top now!

Meaning?

1) I need a new oven.

2) no more blended cocktails.

3) otherwise ? I need a new blender too.

?Or I might as well just use it while it?s stuck there.

I know my journal title has absolutely nothing to do with all these? But who cares?