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TUESDAY NIGHT


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TUESDAY NIGHT

BORED AS HELL

MY DINNER

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I love to cook specially weekdays, I don't usually go out much (any more lol) during week nights. It's wonderful though because dinning out in fancy shamancy restaurant every night even though I would love to do that so much would certianly hurt my bank account. So I came up with a solution for it, I'd get recipes and tips from some of my very close friends who are head chef in some popular NYC restaurant/bar/grill. They are such a PRO I wish I could grow up to be like them =P

Since I love cooking specially modern fusion dishes, I have created lots of my own recipes.

So I'd treated myself like a queen every week night and I'll leave weekends for cuties hunks to spoil me LOL.

DESSERT

PASSION FRUIT SOUFFLE

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Unavoidable Laws of the Natural Universe!

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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TUESDAY NIGHT

BORED AS HELL

MY DINNER

vwy0zb.jpg

I love to cook specially weekdays, I don't usually go out much (any more lol) during week nights. It's wonderful though because dinning out in fancy shamancy restaurant every night even though I would love to do that so much would certianly hurt my bank account. So I came up with a solution for it, I'd get recipes and tips from some of my very close friends who are head chef in some popular NYC restaurant/bar/grill. They are such a PRO I wish I could grow up to be like them =P

Since I love cooking specially modern fusion dishes, I have created lots of my own recipes.

So I'd treated myself like a queen every week night and I'll leave weekends for cuties hunks to spoil me LOL.

DESSERT

PASSION FRUIT SOUFFLE

vwzxj6.jpg

************************

Unavoidable Laws of the Natural Universe!

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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Awww thanks [[[[ wallace ]]]] come over here I'll make u a plate =P

I need to add some thing :

20. Law of Good Guy: As soon as you find a guy which you think are gentle, grooming, well mannered, highly educated, wealthy; he is an arshole and married ....AND to top that out he would never tell you till he gets in ur pants.

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MikeAussieGuy for me not the cat.....my kitty has his cat food but I dont mind giving him little pieces from my dish u know =)

BTW Foie gras for cat???? I'm not the richest beyach in NYC yet lol still taking subways to work , rent and bills to be paid every month..........

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glad i opened this before going to eat otherwise i ll surely go for another round

and after will have to run to the gym cursing u

yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

love to cook as well

let s make a culunary nudist seminary

we may not have a lot of guest but surely a lot of spectators

we can even apply for the jay leno show

great laws and so true

keep on posting it give us a valid excuse to sneak in ur profile and enjoy ur smile

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