Drinking Style according to your sign......

[ahpuiahsan]

ARIES

Drinking style:

Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call

it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing time shot

contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a

couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you

want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when

blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if

not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you --

so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last

night, you sneaky Gemini.

TAURUS

Drinking style:

Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather

than a full on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person

stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on

white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining

and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate

for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a

teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of

loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a

karaoke bar when intoxicated.

GEMINI

Drinking style:

Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so

naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell

sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusions, then

doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like

puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt

successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people

at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is

boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc

and limoncello) for their own amusement.

CANCER

Drinking style:

Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an

after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling?

Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against

lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and

insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers

are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy

when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and

spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even

your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla,

and you'd be adored if you served up vanilla vodka and soda.

LEO

Drinking style:

Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually

pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning

kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos will be

Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they

loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to

ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the

type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,

Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the

next day.

VIRGO

Drinking style:

Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their

famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other

signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking

down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked

-- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's

an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's

dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare,

"I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A

toast to the subgenius IQ!

LIBRA

Drinking style:

"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn

social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to

everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device

set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators

when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras

are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into

all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too

early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even

blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!

SCORPIO

Drinking style:

Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and

quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog whimpering drunk,

out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a

problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in

itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed,

self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're

fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts.

They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were

blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

SAGITTARIUS

In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness:

When buttered, they'll spill many of their own secrets. Tactlessness aside,

Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious

partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith

Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who

chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel

somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured

hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping;

spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).

CAPRICORN

Drinking style:

Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and

status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological

cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox,

not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful

and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money

being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars,

they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little

social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they

can hook up with a cute groupie.

AQUARIUS

Drinking style:

Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that

is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an

idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If

they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too

preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly

charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital

drink-nursers. They also make the best-designated drivers (if you can get

them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by

drunken people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused

strangers while sober.

PISCES

Drinking style:

If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign --

and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt

Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there

feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast.

Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously

enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right

Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed

together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways,

you know

[Princess]

Saggittarius...tactless haha..but never with malice:)

[frankenburner2]

ok....tell me sum tin i dunno........errmmm..where did these ebonics come from?

[Miguksaram]

LIBRA

Drinking style:

"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn

social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to

everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device

set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators

when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras

are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into

all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too

early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even

blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!

-This helps explain a LOT of things :twisted:

[Princess]

Saggittarius...tactless haha..but never with malice:)

spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call

Put your number on your profile ...NOW :shock:

Hey you still have 8 digits to go ( guessing the '0' was truly psychic )...guess the whole thing and I *will* put it up

[friends]

VIRGO

Drinking style:

Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their

famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other

signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking

down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked

-- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's

an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's

dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare,

"I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A

toast to the subgenius IQ!

I'm going to drink myself ... :twisted: :twisted:

[Princess]

Saggittarius...tactless haha..but never with malice:)

spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call

Put your number on your profile ...NOW :shock:

Hey you still have 8 digits to go ( guessing the '0' was truly psychic )...guess the whole thing and I *will* put it up

put what up :shock: :?: :shock:

Paratha on the table

[babyoiy]

whooopz .. does Virgo and Sagittarius get along any good in drinking behavior?

Im not sure either about Saggi and Gemini from reading this.. but I've experienced.. 8)

*correction my silly spell, cant correct my own silly grammar.. :arrow:

[Guest LIEBE]

ermm.. how about Scorpio

just drink/ drunk everywhere

mai mao now!

[AlcoholicA]

whooopz .. does Virgo and Saggitarius get along any good in drink behavior?

ask me next time I'm drinking myself stupid..... [is next friday good for you?]