methedevdas Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lipp Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. methedevdas, could u tell me about "four basic needs"... I'm little curious... :?: :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methedevdas Posted September 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. methedevdas, could u tell me about "four basic needs"... I'm little curious... :?: :roll: Might be Excel Formula's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus1264 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 I like Women who DON'T have a 3 1/2 inch floppy......LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus1264 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 :shock: Eddie....We both have a one track mind.....LOL 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indman Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. Lolzz ,, that's me for sure ,,, he he he Nah Winny you're definitely multimedia woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nong_sonny Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 any printer woman ??? I can yelling u even in the letter (by hand write) :twisted: :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methedevdas Posted September 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 any printer woman ???I can yelling u even in the letter (by hand write) :twisted: :twisted: :idea: A Joke. How about this.. might it works..for Printer Woman.. A Kid asks his Dad "Hey Dad, where did I come from?" Dad replies "Okay, we had to have this conversation some day! Listen... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe. Then, mom did some downloads from dad's memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared." :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asianchickygirl Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. Make sure you only keep useful and complete files, not those corrupted/damaged ones. Now you are safe....phew...lol RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. Easy....just turn her on more often, instead off turning her off. And ....see if she will ever forget you. :wink: WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. Well.... go for Linux, if you think you are compatible and won't get the whole system mess up later on. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. That's not her problems,but yours. Try to utilize her for more productive tasks (if you know how to) SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! Plenty of fun screenserver, but most of them are crap, usually crashes your system INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. Pay more, then you can get a better access.I mean....ISP. :shock: SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. What about trying to have her when she is not busy? MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. Combination between variety kind of media with technologies CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. Keep her in CD box, if you don't keep her right, you can lose all data you have in there. E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. Learn how to use "filter" or "Spam", or try to like whatever she says. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............ You brought her up by yourself. So....deal with it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methedevdas Posted September 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Thats Wonderful Asianchickygirl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pierre_cardin Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 :idea: A Joke. How about this.. might it works..for Printer Woman.. A Kid asks his Dad "Hey Dad, where did I come from?" Dad replies "Okay, we had to have this conversation some day! Listen... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe. Then, mom did some downloads from dad's memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared." :wink: :shock: hahaha... Nice One Man.. Really cracked me up..LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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