NeiL_63 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 THE AL GORE Virus.... (Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting) THE CLINTON Virus.... (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO Memory) THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus... (Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy) THE LEWINSKY virus... (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then Emails everyone about what it did) THE MIKE TYSON virus.... (Quits after two bytes) THE OPRAH WINFREY virus.... (Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb) THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus... (Deletes all old files) THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus... (Disks can no longer be inserted) THE PROZAC virus... (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care) THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus... (Only attacks minor files) THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus... (Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back) THE LORENA BOBBITT virus... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompGuy Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Practice "Safe" Computing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeiL_63 Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 George Bush Virus .. (invade all others files without administration permission .. seek and destroy to conquer the whole hard drive .. 8) 8) You got this from somewhere huh cus I seen it around in other site :wink: :roll: Busted :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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