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Amusing Sayings


Japhrodisiac
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Feel free to add, delete, spazz out, overcompensate, fall asleep... :

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

A glow worm is never glum... Because, how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum?

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey

When you don?t know where you?re going, you have to stick together just in case someone gets there.

On the other hand you have different fingers.

He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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