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Save the planet! Drink more beer & less coffee


LakeGeneve
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the road to hell is indeed paved with good intentions.

some tree hugging do-gooder sees some stat like that and starts replacing his coffee intake with beer.

what happens then? well, he saves water, sure... but he CONTRIBUTES TO ANTHROPOGENIC CLIMATE CHANGE AT AN ACCELERATED PACE.

that's right folks. BEER FARTS. METHANE.

Worse than beer farts is BEER SEX! How many children have been procreated due to beer induced drunken sex?

Reminds me of a friends younger sister who in her early 20s was trying to be envrionmentally responsible by refusing to use condoms with her long term bf. They were concerned that the condoms ended up in the sea killing dolphins and polluting the sea- they lived in a coastal setting.

And of course the inevitable occured and she fell pregnant! They decided to have the child the planet ended up with yet another hungry western kiddie to feed. :roll:

I hope she hand washes all the nappies in bio-friendly non-detergent based cleaning solutions.

I suspect that they definately would have as from what I was told they lived in a hippie community. They would have been lynched for using anything but.

This was the early 90s, last time I heard they are both middle class professionals, have 3 children and live in the burbs. Probably with solar power and bio friendly toys.

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