Met a doctor in the pub last night. He told me the only cure for a hangover is a shot of pure oxygen. That's great I thought - Now I know. So I've decide I'm gonna set up an oxygen bar in Bangkok! All Welcome!!!!!!!!
Hi,I've recently returned to Ireland to study Philosophy and I have starting importing products from Hong Kong and Philippines to sell here. I would love to make some business contacts in Thailand with ideas of products to import and sell. Any ideas?ThanxB
I just figured it out! All Thais look good in Yellow but farangs look sh*t. Unless of course you're black then you look ice cool baby!When i wear your yellow T-shirts I look like an Ice-cream! hehe
Just got back from Manila. That place is crazy. It's good to be back in Thailand but I do miss the philipinos - great people! I thought maybe it was Buddhism that made asians happy, but the phils are mostly Catholic and there even happier there!
My friend wants to return to Thailand this summer for a holiday but he's paranoid he'll get arrested at the airport.The last time he was here he received a two year suspended sentence for possesion of cannabis. That was a year ago. After he left court he got the plane home. Now he would love to return for the summer, but he doesn't know what to do!Is he being paranoid?Please help!!!
Don't you just love that Saturday feeling? lie in bed all day perhaps getting up to go to the fridge occasionally! personally I'm nursing a major hangover, so i'll be cursing Chang for the day but it was very good company last night, we had a great time until the bottle starting talking back!!! I started getting paranoid about that funny tasting nam tuk moo I had earlier, perhaps they spiked the bakseeda jai for fun!!!! Anyway buddha beats for the day for me how about you?
FIFA have ruled out using video technology to help referees with difficult decisions.Why? Beacause they don't want the game to be held up.Excuse me but a video replay takes about TEN SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They're full of sh*t,It's obviously a money issueI have lost all faith, not in the beautiful game, but in FIFAS ability to do whats right for the game.Looks like people will continue to blame referees blah blah blah!!!!SCAPEGOAT springs to mind!!!
I've seen Thai people who got the traditional tattoo done by monks and I want to get one done but I don't know where or how to go about it. All i know is that they do it in temples with a bamboo or something!!!!!!
Firstly, great game last night bot I'm truly sick of the dirty tactics used in football and how players can get away with it! Too many games are being decided by referees who don't have the instant replay option. The worldcup was total bul**hit, and I'm really starting to loose faith in football altogether! DROGBA YOU ARE A DIRTY SCUMBAG!!!!To so blatantly intend to elbow someone in the face and then get away with an obvious push in the area for the chelsea goal. What's the point in
I would here by like to thank a few people who have made life a pleasure here in Bangkok.1. Thank you to whoever designed the tight Thai university uniforms- I love you.2. Thank you to the beautiful Thai girls that wear the uniforms - It means a lot to me.3. Thank you to the minister of education for having no plans to change it. - God bless.
What's the difference between a Priest and a pint of Guinness?Both are dressed in black, have white collars and if you meet a bad one you'll wake up in the morning with a sore ass!
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?* 45 lbsWhats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?*45 minutesWhat is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?*sexual harrassmentWhat is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?* $3:99 a minuteWhat do men and floortiles have in common?* If you lay them properly the first time you can walk all over them for life.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and goodlooking?* Because those men have boyfriends already.W
In my work there are a lot of farang and about 60% of them constantly bicker about Thailand.I'm sick of it,,,,,,,,, Its a great country..........Oh yeah and flying to bangkok from the west to sit on a bar stool is not travelling you winging muppetThanx
says= meansyes= nono= yesmaybe= nowe need= i wantI'm sorry= you'll be sorryWe need to talk= I need to complainSure, go ahead= I don't want you toDo what you want= You'll pay for this laterI'm not upset= of course I'm upset you moron!Are you listening to me??= Too late your deadYou have to learn to communicate= Just agree with meBe romantic, turn out the lights= I have flabby thighsYou're so........... manly= You need a shave and you sweat alotDo you love me?= I'm gonna ask for something expensiv
Says = meansI'm hungry = I'm hungryI'm tired= I'm tiredWould you like to dance?= I'd like to have sex with youWould you like to see a movie?=I'd like to have sex with youWould you like to go to dinner?= I'd like to have sex with youWould you like a massage?= I'd like to have sex with you within the next ten minutesWould you like to talk?= I'd like you to think I'm a really deep person then I'd like to have sex with youWill you marry me?= I want to make it illegal for other guys to have sex
Just got back from a week holiday in Vientiene, Laos. GREAT PLACE!!!!!!! Great french bread and wine, amazing beautiful temples and nobody stares at the Farang!!!! I'd recommend getting a motorcycle (220 baht a day) and just drive around. It didn't rain once there the whole time and I actually got sunburnt, something thats inconceivable in Bangkok................LAOS...... Two thumbs up :-)
yeah New York is what it is, a rat race, I just can't get back into it.... So thats it then I'm going back to Thailand! It feels great just saying it and I won't be happy until I'm there. I cant wait.!!!!
Been back in New York now for a month and a half. Just working and well partying in and around Brooklyn. Decided to just stay here for a year or so, then head back to Thailand and buy a bar or something, perhaps in the south. Starting to get cold here, I almost forgot what it felt like!
Back in New York now two weeks. getting settled in. Right now its hotter here than it ever was in Thailand while I was there! 105 degrees! Its all good though plenty of hot chicks floating about:-)
Gotta head to the Big Apple in a month, not sure where to buy the ticket maybe kaosan, the flights gonna be a killer something like thirty hours, looking forward to getting there though. :-)
I just got a text from a girl I met last night, asking me to go for a drink tonight-I agreed of course, trouble is I don't really remember what she looks like as I was drunk. I'm trying to form images in my head of what she looked like but my perverted mind isn't helping much! Either way it'll be a laugh!
So who's it going to be?- The pasta eating, chest waxing, passionateA aboutA everythingA ItlaliansA or the serious sausage sucking germans! Looking forward to it!
I'm italian- german so no complaints please:)
