One day a florist goes to a barber in New York for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber
again replies, 'I cannot accept money fr
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Recently this past week, Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly graduated
student
with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...)
was
flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out.
They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately took her by
helicopter to the ER to operate. By the time they removed the right
half
of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain; the clot had spread
to
her brain causing severe
Can you tell me DOG OR WIFE is the best ?
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you
Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any
A Married Couple
??
A married couple in their early 60s were
celebrating their wedding anniversary in
a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared
on their table saying,
?
'For being such an exemplary married couple and
for being loving to each other for all this time,
I will grant you each a wish.'
Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband said the wife.
?
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopedic surgeon............
This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.
It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockw
ICE Campaign - 'In Case ofE mergency'
We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.
If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency?
Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of E
