A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
a youth she's content to leave behind....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a set of screwdriv
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan ! Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but
your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would lik e
to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Mul
THREE IRREVOCABLE THINGS IN YOUR LIFE ARE .......WORD TIME AND CHANCETHREE UNDIABLE THINGS IN YOUR LIFE ARE.......SERENITY HONESLY AND HOPETHREE GEMS OF YOUR LIFE ARE ..... LOVE SELF ESTEEM AND TRUE FRIENDSTHREE UNCERTIANTIES IN YOUR LIFE ARE....DREAMS SUCCESS AND FATETHREE THINGS THAT DETERIORATEYOUR LIFE ARE ......ARROGANCE LIQUOR AND ANGER
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PRO
