Well I'm gutted totally gutted 80mins gone and winning then our own super bloody star and my man I might add headed the ball into our own net well what the fuc_ is he on $108,000 a week fo,r come on Im so down at present, cant ring home I feel sick and sad I mean we where winning well I dont know what to say, well done you londoner's but I still say shut yr mouth Jose he got sent off. Let look forward to the next game, special thanx to babyoiy for keeping in touch take care babe, I will send you
Going to watch Liverpool attempt to beat Chelsea I hope we can do it crush those London mouths like Barcalona and Newcastle did should be a good game come on you reds.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander, it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same, they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed th
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop for directions)
4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
(because they don't have penises to put them in)
6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended for chil
