After tomorrow morning, I'll be offline for 4 days.....PC repairs.....Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Just wanted to let my regulars know so ya don't think I'm forgetting to vote..
Cheers
If you've seen it before....Pretend you didn't
This is for all the guys who think they're the boss....
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser,
tossed his pants to his bride and said,
"Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
" I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man
in this
Hmmmmmmmmm.......I did it again.....I was bored so I got another Tattoo.....I'm running out of room, I meant to get one last time I was in BKK but " Heinekin " kept me too busy....
I can't afford to be bored much longer....LOL
Doesn't it just suck to be alone on the day thats meant for Love and Lovers.........
To those of you in Love.....Have a great Valentines......Love is great but not when its a one way street....So....Cherish it when its there.
OK.....Who stole the real cerberus...?????????????????????????
Hi...Welcome to Junk's Gameshow.....
If your in a relationship.....Please put these three things in the the order of most importance to you.
1. Freinds
2.Partner / spouse
3.Family
Well boys n Girls...
My last weekend in Bkk is fast approaching, I leave for the Great White North ( Canada ) on Monday the 17th
Its been a wild two months had some really great times, great parties, missed some great ones, met some awesome people and missed meeting a few I wanted to meet...
But I'll be hanging out at Gulivers, Sukumvit soi 5, Friday night, Saturday night and Maybe Sunday night to play pool...I'm usually there around 7pm....
Drop by for a beer and say hi if ya feel like it..
As we age, our priorities change.
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed in only very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, I tied her up and went golfing.
OK ladies....Who's gonna be my lucky # 5000 vote...
The winner get to make a porn movie with me....LOL
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze don't be a guy...Please don't be a guy......He He
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him or her,
If you can
Just wondering.....
I think this has been asked before....But I need new opinions...
Pretend your in a long distance relationship...and a guy can only see his G/F for a few months out of the year...
The rest of your relationship is pretty much on the internet.....So I ask you ladies....
Is it weird or strange for a guy to want nude or sexy pics from his G/F....?
If the only person who is going to see them is her partner.....????
Tell me ladies....Would you do it to make him happy...?
Oh..
Gotcha....made ya visit my journal....LOL
Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.
Try to come up with the
answer on your own...The answer is at the end for those who are
unable to think this one through!
At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite
sides of the earth:
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.
The other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing.
What are they both thinkin
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
1.Good:Your wife is pregnant.
Bad:It's triplets.
Ugly:You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2.Good:Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad:She wants a divorce.
Ugly:She's a lawyer.
3.Good:Your son is finally maturing.
Bad:He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly:So are you.
4.Good:Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad:You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly:You're in them.
5.Good:Your hubby and you agree, no mor
I got an E-mail from an old Army buddy of mine a few days ago, Who is desperately seeking some advise on his relationship with his Thai G/F, He wrote me cause he knows that I'm also dating a Thai lady.
But I'm relatively new at dating Thai ladies myself, so I'm not the one to give advise on whats normal and whats not.
He is NOT a member of TF and neither is his G/F, thats why I'm asking you gals for your opinions.....
My friend has been dating this lady for about two years now, and he's been
Ha Ha Ha.....Not what your thinking..
My trip to the land of vertical smiles has ended.....Grrrrrrrr.....along with my Premium Membership....Yes....That means I've been here over a year now....
I'll be upgrading again today, but regular membership sucks....LOL
Well, my time in Bkk was full of beer, parties, quiet time, and the ppl I wanted to see never showed up at any of the parties I went to.....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......You all know who you are.....LOL....But I did meet some new ppl, and drank
Well, Just a quick note to say thanks for all those who showed up last night....Thanks to Yellowsubmarine I made it to Saxaphone safe and sound....I guess it was about 1am when the " Soshu" got up and kicked me in the face....LOL....I only did 4 or 5 shots.....anyways...I had a great time....
Frank.....Sorry for leavin but my evil body said its time to go.....LOL
Hi Folks....
As some of you know.....I'm having a little TF get together this coming Saturday at " Saxophone" after the Korean night....
I just wanted to confirm how many so my" secretary"....LOL.... can book some space for us.....
Cheers
OMG.......
I'm dating a Top 5 Girl.......
I'll never hear the end of it......Her head will be all swollen up.....Now she won't eat at McDonalds anymore....It'll have to be fancy restaurants......I'll have to stay in 5 star Hotels now......No more Mopeds.....Now we'll have to rent a Honda CRV......No more Potato sacks, now she'll want real clothes.....and it'll never stop.....LOL
Thanks TF for corrupting my GF........
I'm proud of ya ....Dickhead.....xoxoxoxo
Well.......19 years ago today.....It was proven that my Sperm does indeed work.....LOL
Today is my baby boy's 19th birthday......
Corey, Little buddy....I love you with all my heart, and I hope you have a great one.....
Hugs n kisses....Dad
Sorry to dissappoint you ladies.....LOL......But he looks Just like me.... ( Without all the Tattoos )........LOL
I'm sorry....I couldn't......I tried a few times, its not my fault.....I did everything I could.......Damn it
I tried to vote for all my regulars and visitors......But this Fu$king peice of **** server is soooooooooooo goddamn slow.....
I couldn't vote back......LOL
Hi Folks....
As a lot of you know....I work in this shithole called Afghanistan....So, to make my time here a little more enjoyable....I nag my little sweety for sexy pictures...
Well, after about a week of nagging, she finally went and bought some sexy Lingerie....Yummy......Now I'm all excited ( boing )....LOL....Well, the darling woman makes me beg and beg for another two weeks before I get any results......LOL
So after all that nagging, She finally sent me some nice pictures of sexy linge
Hello Ladies......
Just wanted to give you all fair waning that you have one more day to check out my Buns ( of steel....LOL )......LOL
I'll be removing my "Adult pic" around this time tommorrow.....He He
