Marketing Explained

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You go

up to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?".

-- That's Direct Marketing.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You

give your friend a tender. She goes up and says "Hi, my friend over

there is great in bed, how about it?".

-- That's Advertising.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You

somehow mop up her mobile number. You call and chat her up a while and

then say "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"

-- That's Tele-Marketing.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You

recognize her. You walk up to her, refresh her memory and get her to

laugh and giggle and then suggest, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about

it?".

-- That's Customer Relationship Management.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You

put on your spring boots and walk around playing Mr. Busy. You put on

your best smile and walk around being Mr. Congenial. You fresh all the

Thesaurus links in your memory and play Mr. Polished. You stand

straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies,

you smile like a dream, you set an aura around you playing Mr. Gentleman

and then you move up to the girl and say, "Hi, I am great in bed, how

about it?".

-- That's Hard Selling.

You go to a party, you see an attractive girl across the room. SHE COMES

OVER and says, "Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?"

-- Now THAT is the power of Branding!

hahahahahaha... good marketing strategies and most importantly is the building up of the brand! superb!

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You brief your subordinate and your subordinate talks his subordinate and further down the hierarchy... The lowest ranked subordinate goes up to her and say, "Hi, my boss is great in bed, and if you agree to fling with him, you'll get enlisted as a member and earn points too.... how about it?".

-- That's MLM (Multi Level Marketing).

hahaha @ keithser thanks for the additional explaination

Nice to know you enjoyed it. Here's another:

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You go

up to her and say, "Hi, I have many friends overseas whom are great in bed, how about it?".

-- That's International Marketing.

i'm not a good marketter , tried all the above at different clubs and got bitchslapped all the way .

do you think it would have worked if i took more than a shower each week , shaved more than once each month , brushed my teeth at least 2 times a year and wore a nice shirt instead of a tie dye tshirs a camo short and flipflops?

You go to a party, and across the room you see a girl you shagged at the last party. She immediately starts talking to all her girlfriends when she sees you. All of them approach you throughout the evening wanting to know if you're still great in bed, and how about it?

----That's word of mouth advertising

LOL : Good one jaaaa Khun Nong.

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