Once upon a time , there was a young widower , who inherited everything from her rich old husband including the live-in butler who happened to be gay .                                 The butler was a young attractive male , very tall and full of muscles . The widower had often thought him being gay was such a waste , especially now as she felt lonely at nights. She would often fantasize about teaching him how to make love to a woman.                                  Every Saturday night , the butler would finish work and go out, while the widower would just sit in the lounge and knock herself out drinking Vodka. When the butler would come home he would quietly make his way to the back of the house where his room was .                                This went on for almost a year , until one Saturday night. The widower decided that she would stay sober and confront the butler once and for all. She pretended to be asleep when the butler came home . She then followed him to his bedroom and closed the door behind her.                                 The butler was shocked to see her. The widower then said to the butler  " take my shoes off " as she lay down on his bed. So he did. " now take my top off " she said . The butler now very nervous and starting to sweat while taking her top off.                               " Now take my skirt off " . So he did.                               " Take my suspenders off ". So he did. " Now take off my bra and stockings " so he did and at this point the butler's heart was pounding so fast that he was almost out of breath .                            " Now take off my G-string "  the butler was so scared but he managed to take it off.                            Then finally the widower looks straight at the butler's eyes and says               " If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again , you are fired " 

lol! i liked it!