How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room

LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room

MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care

LOVE when intercourse is called making love

LUST all other times

MARRIAGE what's intercourse?

LOVE when you argue over how many children to have

LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot

MARRIAGE when you argue over money

LOVE when you share everything you own

LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money

MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything

LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax

LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax

MARRIAGE what's a climax?

LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"

LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex

MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts

LOVE when you write poems about your partner

LUST when all you write is your phone number

MARRIAGE when all you write are check's

LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings

LUST when you couldn't give a rip

MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV

LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"

LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"

MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent

LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner

LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom

MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake

LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them

LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them

MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them

LOVE when nobody else matters

LUST when nobody else knows

MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows

LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel

LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap

MARRIAGE when you never listen to music

LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about

LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about

MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought

LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does

LUST when you're only interested in one thing

MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score

I hope this helps you realize what it is you might actually 'be' in with that significant other! =]

i'm interested everything about my family hehehehh then i'm very love my family.

cheer cheer : Jan

So... Same time next week? *wink*

Sinenat ~~~~~~ Awww chica ur so sweet =)

breakofdawning ~~~~~~~~ U bet......BTW if you don't mind I'd like to bring my new toys with me what cha think?

hmm love, lust and marriage? Should be all included

damn....definitely NOT gettin married...

thanx for the reminder sis...