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22 reasons to date....?


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22 reasons to date a Tennis player 1. We don’t like love- we’re player2. We’ve got lots of balls (guys): We play with balls (girls)3. We do it with two or more people4. We do it against the wall- and it’s faster and harder5. We’ve got fast hands6. We hit it hard7. We have the endurance to last for three hours straight8. We grunt when we hit it9. We get low like nobody’s business10.We can hit it from all angles11.We know how to wrap our handle12.We have fuzzy balls (guys) 13.We work out, nuff said14.We use one hand or two… whatever it takes15.We wear skirts specially made for balls – and spanky pants (girls)16.We play it long and hard17.We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty18.We smack that- hard19.We do it on more that one surface- we’ll take it rough but we like it smooth20.We know how to stroke it21.We know where the sweet spot is22.We know when to tap it lightly, and when to slam the balls deep

So Let's date with Tennis Player ieieie.....

Happy Wednesday TF  

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22 reasons to date a Tennis player 1. We don’t like love- we’re player2. We’ve got lots of balls (guys): We play with balls (girls)3. We do it with two or more people4. We do it against the wall- and it’s faster and harder5. We’ve got fast hands6. We hit it hard7. We have the endurance to last for three hours straight8. We grunt when we hit it9. We get low like nobody’s business10.We can hit it from all angles11.We know how to wrap our handle12.We have fuzzy balls (guys) 13.We work out, nuff said14.We use one hand or two… whatever it takes15.We wear skirts specially made for balls – and spanky pants (girls)16.We play it long and hard17.We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty18.We smack that- hard19.We do it on more that one surface- we’ll take it rough but we like it smooth20.We know how to stroke it21.We know where the sweet spot is22.We know when to tap it lightly, and when to slam the balls deep

So Let's date with Tennis Player ieieie.....

Happy Wednesday TF  

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