Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly

>tighter

>& tighter as the day went on.

>That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired

>to

>their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling.

>Please remove my shoes.

>My feet are killing me!"

>Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with

>vigour,

>but it would not budge.

>"Harder!"

>yelled Camilla.

>"Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just

>so

>bloody tight!"

>"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

>Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla

>exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

>In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See?

>I

>told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"

>Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh,

>God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

>At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a

>Navy

>man, always a Navy man!"

Hahahaha nice!

thumb up as well!