???PHYSICAL FITNESS???
OK, so I finally broke down. The doc said "WHISKERS you got to lose some weight." Lose weight!!??!! OMG!! I only weigh 85.4 kg. I'm already on a diet for my diabetes. I take 2 kinds of cholesterol medicine and 2 kinds of medicine for my sugar. My wife feeds me soups and salads. . . What more can I do???
Well, I really know what I have to do. I have to exercise. Jumping into taxis, buses, trains and tuktuks just doesn't do it. Riding on esculators, elevators. . .whatever. . .doesn't do it either.
So I broke down today and bought one of those fancy Fitness Machines. In just 4 minutes a day, this contraption is supposed to turn me into Mr. Universe...well, we'll see. It'll be delivered tomorrow, so I have all night to rest up. "Hey Hon" "Anymore beer in the fridge??"
Here it is if anyones interested:
Hey, maybe I can make some money off this thing. What do you think. . .maybe 20 baht for 4 minutes??
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