Two men who work in a railway junction-box are switching shifts, as one goes up the metal steps, the other comes down and they meet half way.

"Hey Ron, you should have been here last night, man, it was great. I noticed something down on the railway track and when I went to check, it was a beautiful naked woman tied to the track. I untied her and man, I'm still trying to convince myself it happened. We went into the junction-box and had wild sex in every position, it was amazing."

"Wow, you lucky bum, did you get fellatio?"

"No, I couldn't find her head."

yuck with no svck

Ewwwwwwww!!! Sick!!!

wait for the second date before you tell that one.

Didn't she still have a windpipe???

hey sex on the first date ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,