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OFF  you  go WinkA  fellow  bought  a new  Corvette and was out on an inter state  for  a nice evening drive.  the top was down,  the breeze  was  blowing through  what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.As  the needle jumped up to 80 mph.  he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behing him."there ain't no way they can catch a corvette,"  he thought to himself and opened her up further.  the needle hit 90,  100,  130  and finally  150  with the light still behing him."what the hell am i doing?"  he thought and pulled over.the cop came up to him,  took his license without a word and examined it and the car."we had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!""Last week my wife ran off with a cop,"  the man said,"and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!""OFF you go," said the officer.Coolhehehehhehehehhehehhthanks you for read this BYe bye ka.
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OFF  you  go WinkA  fellow  bought  a new  Corvette and was out on an inter state  for  a nice evening drive.  the top was down,  the breeze  was  blowing through  what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.As  the needle jumped up to 80 mph.  he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behing him."there ain't no way they can catch a corvette,"  he thought to himself and opened her up further.  the needle hit 90,  100,  130  and finally  150  with the light still behing him."what the hell am i doing?"  he thought and pulled over.the cop came up to him,  took his license without a word and examined it and the car."we had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!""Last week my wife ran off with a cop,"  the man said,"and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!""OFF you go," said the officer.Coolhehehehhehehehhehehhthanks you for read this BYe bye ka.
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