tell me if you think the following profiles are real or fake:

Ampai ...i think i've seen pictures of that girl on a porno (aww, what was I doing looking at porno?!?!...it was an accident...really) from australia...maybe it was someone else.

sxykitten69 ...my guess is that it is a man trying to get lesbian females to send him pictures...maybe i'm just jealous.

happygetty ...she's so gorgeous, i really do hope she is real!...I know she is real.

that's it for now. i'll search and come up with some others later.

note: if you are the owners of one of the above profiles... if you are real: you are gorgeous! please don't be offended by my question. it's just that i never expected to see someone that beautiful hanging out here (he, he, he)... if you are fake: SHAME ON YOU!!!

REMEMBER, this is done as an honor. all offensive language will be deleted! if you would like your profile to appear on "Real or Fake" please let me know.

Tham ...she's as real as the sky is above...as real as the flowers in spring...I know she is REAL.

babybarbiebangkok ...her pictures are gone, but her beautiful dream lives on...if she is not real, my planet will stop spinning!...i know she is REAL

Fanatic-Gurl ...she looks like a model...perhaps too good to be true...i want to believe she is real...you tell me.

These are the one that I believe (know) are real...next time will be the ones I'm not too sure about...

Remember...this is all in fun and done with respect...i don't want to receive a bunch of hate mail.

Well most thai women and there oriental counterparts have natural beauty don't you think?

of course thai women are beautiful! Hmm...the word "oriental"...we in america are not supposed to use that word, its not politically correct...we use the word "asian". such are cultural differences.

But we digress...back to the game...my dear John, are the profiles real or fake...what do you think? (remember this is all just done in fun)

Well it's quite difficult to know if they are real or fake.. people can easily steal other pictures from the internet using search engines..

The profiles you've mentioned so far are real though (in my opinion) because i haven't seen them anywhere else.

If i had evidence then i would know whats fake.

Quality journal mate! Keep going with this thread - the fakes should be shown up and exposed - As that great guru Ali G says, "keep it real".

I think "Ampai" is real .........but if you saw her pics in porno ( yes ! what were you doing there huh?) ....she might counter the same situation , you had .....someone steal her pics.

Well about "sxykitten69" and some more others chinese profiles ......... look like super star pics than real ppl .....don't you think?

And Happygetty is absolutely real .....hehe ....only one way to find out , ist just sending her msg or email ......and don't forget to tell me the conclusion .

Oh ....and that photos in my profile are not me , it's my twin

i knew it, ms. babybarbiebangkok (would that be bbbkk?), it was your twin...but the real questions is...which one is the EVIL twin?

i have had a conversation (does one e-mail count as a conversation?) with happygetty (although I haven't heard from her in a while) and she is AMAZING!!!

okay, last time were profiles that i'm certain are real...now for the ones that make me wonder???

spicy_girls ...oh come on! would two hot girls really be looking for that kind of fun here?!?! of course not...they'd be at my house waiting for me...ha, ha, ha!!!

swtchick21 ...okay here's a note to all those fakers...if you are going to try to trick us, atleast scan a photo out of magazine that doesn't have wrinkled pages.

bkk-angel ...my eyes say she is real, but my mind tells me otherwise. but then again, when is the last time i listened to my mind?

okay all you experts, let me know who is REAL and who is FAKE.

SPECIAL ALERT for REAL or FAKE...

I gotta put this one out there...the new girl on the block...

Sunita ...those pics are definitely REAL, but is the person who is posting them? clue: why does she refer to herself in the third person? "here she go"...should it be "here I go"...could these be pics that someone took of this lovely angel at a party and is now posting unbeknowst to her? just a thought...i hope i'm wrong...i want her to be REAL!!!

And today's REAL or FAKE nominee is...

Kitty ...now come on people, i know what you're saying..."this one is too easy, of course she is real"...but let me ask you this: is it possible that so much beauty and elegance can really exist all rolled into one gorgeous woman? i hope so...if she's not real, then my heart has no business beating!

okay, okay, due to popular demand, you get three more REAL or FAKE's...

xtcb3b3 ...i thought i had double vision when i saw her default pic...i counted 15 eyeballs staring at me. did ya read her hobbies...is it just me or did ya get the idea she likes to dance? and how about her "more about me" section..."i don't do a lot of drugs"...does that mean she does drugs, but just a little bit? i don't know if she is REAL or FAKE, but when i start seeing 15 of things (2 is double, 3 is triple, what is 15?), i know its time to put down my beer and stop asking questions.

screwus ...(yes, that's the actual name of the profile) whoaaa...did i get lost or something? how did i get in this swingers club...uh, well, while i'm here i might as well look around. have ya read what these people are looking for? if these people are REAL, no wonder that guy in the pic has a grin on his face!

and today's final contestant...i promise...really, would i lie to you?...okay, don't answer that.

lalala ...i really have no reason to ask whether this profile is REAL or FAKE...except that, did ya see her pic? she has that little ms. innocent look like she just got caught doing something she wasn't supposed to be doing (hmm, was that babybarbiebangkok i just heard say, "yep, i know that look")...it reminds me of the time my mom caught in the bathroom...hey wait a minute, i'm not telling you that story! so little ms. innocent lalala (or whoever you are ), did we catch you doing something you weren't supposed to be doing?

until tomorrow...

paulcollins - Excellent commentary!

He is funny! i like him!!!!!