Things that you only found in the movies
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Did you ever notice that certain things only happen in the movies, but never happen in real life? For example:
1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
3. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
4. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
5. Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
6. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
7. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.
8. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.
9. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone’s Law).
10. Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don’t mind at all what the girl does for a living.
11. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
12. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
13. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
14. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party).
15. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
16. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard…
17. Cars never need fuel (unless they’re involved in a pursuit).
18. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
19. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
20. Trucks use their horns at random (no hang on, that happens in real life too!).
1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
3. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
4. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
5. Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
6. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
7. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.
8. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.
9. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone’s Law).
10. Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don’t mind at all what the girl does for a living.
11. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
12. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
13. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
14. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party).
15. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
16. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard…
17. Cars never need fuel (unless they’re involved in a pursuit).
18. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
19. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
20. Trucks use their horns at random (no hang on, that happens in real life too!).
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