Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it

doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When

the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?

A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day

 as I have advised?

A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day....

Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito

enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!

A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan

removed his clothes. All the animals laughed at Tarzan. Tarzan asked "Why"?

A: The animals told him "Your tail is in front".

nice ones, never read them before! Thanks!

naughty naughty ;-)

Thanks wonderful LOL . )

LOL funny, thank you for posting.^^

so funny and i love them =)

aoooch!!! that hurts...the mosquito bite that is

hahahahha very good!!