The true story of my arrival in Bangkok
As u all know I'll be in BKK next month. I had to deal with the TF-EO to organise everything. The 3-headed dragon (3HD was my first creation on TF) will take care of the security during the flight, but it seems it felt apart and there are parts of it in NY and others in BKK. But they promised me that they will be together to escort my flight from Brussels to Bangkok, even if they'd needed super glue . One problem here is that it's a long haul flight. The dragon need to keeps everything up (we want bombing on hostile areas ). We have to learn it to go to the rest room and not put their sh........ eeeerrrrrr, droppings just after touching the ground (if u can see on the pic). We made some rehearsels to get it all like it should be according to the protocol. TF-admin agreed to be my personal bodyguard and our God ... eeeerrrrrr 'father', Mike (Khun_lung) will search in his wardrobe for his best uniform to welcome me in the LOS. Also I have got a servant for my whole trip in Thailand. Vacanty373 volunteered for that, really , but I'm not completely sure about his motivations for that . He should clean all leftovers and dirty I leave behind (and he can eat it if he want, I'm not an animal. Be aware of the rubber things I leave behind, vacanti373, that aren't soft drinks). EO is trying to drill him to bow for me. But there 's still a little problem, he's always turning his head away from me (as u can see on the pic). But TF-admin promissed me when he don't behave he can get a yellow or red card, or just a hole in his body. And last but not least the all thing will be covered live by the main TV-channels of Thailand. I heard CNN and BBC-world were also interested in the coverage. It'll be breaking news, brought by the splendid anchor man, Loburt. Little problem there too. He's always keeping a cocktail or Heineken in his hand, which could have a bad influence on childeren and other older people looking at the TV. But they'll use different cameras and will change to a close-up of me while removing the glass out of Loburt's hand. He'll also write an article for the frontpage of the bangkok post next day, or maybe it'll be a special edition.
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