New Qantas Slogan

Quickies Available Now in Toilet Ask Staff

They are not a good airline. I would make a point of not traveling with them ever.

They are overpriced [by alot]

Staff are not very good as compared with other long haul Airlines.

Q quintessentially

A a ustrialian

N no no no no no

T time

A attention or

S service

LOL You are right :-)

But being fair at this time the safest airline in the world to travel with,and if you really believe the service is bad I suggest you tell all Australians to replace them with Asian employees to get the wage bill down.

Thats ok to knock an Airline as Qantas but lets sack all Australians that earn higher than most.I just think some people go over board when it comes to Airlines after all we really only want t get from A to B and back safely.

On the other hand you have a choice so stop whinging and go SA or Thai Air or who ever.

HuH...? QANTAS +missionary+ Statement !!! ;-)

No staff ever gave me a quickie in the toilet ! (the mile high club)

I paid for 1st class and had to have the quickie with non staff anyway!

That is ok.

Stewardesses are far over rated, and statistically rated underperformers in bed! :-P

(too busy filing their nails and applying make up)

I've taken Qantas ever since I was a kid coz' my dad used to work there and we'd get free trips all the time. I don't get that privilege anymore though since children of retired employees can only get it until they're 26yrs old. But my parents still take them - it will be free until they die.

And I agree, they are overpriced. I like taking TG to Sydney now...

Hope the tickets will be cheaper when they sell it, I like Singapore Airlines they are cheaper, (and better looking hostie's)