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Good Grooming tips for the removal of UNWANTED Hair
Nair - Hair Remover My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. So he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then told the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. She went to the drug store and at the register the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days" The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says, "Well if you're using it on your legs don't shave them for a couple of days." The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either.If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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Good Grooming tips for the removal of UNWANTED Hair
Nair - Hair Remover My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. So he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then told the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. She went to the drug store and at the register the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days" The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says, "Well if you're using it on your legs don't shave them for a couple of days." The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either.If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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good one!

but i have a better use for Nair!

this one is reserved for somebody you REALLY don't like and want non violent revenge on.

Get the Nair hair remover. empty a bottle of hair conditioner and put the Nair in the hair conditioner bottle

(mix in some perfume to cover the give away smell of Nair)

put it on your ex-wife doorstep (oops..wrong enemy)

attach a label that says "free sample"

they open the door, think what a lovely free sample, take a shower , wash their hair, and put on the conditioner.

leave it on for 3 minutes then rinse!

(and ALL their hair rinses off) (nasty isn't it!) I am not recommending anyone do this....i disclose it for information purposes only) ;-)...but your journal just triggered the memory of an alternative method of using nair.

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